Hi DW..... What a disgrace to humanity, integrity and decency.
Comment, thinking allowed, sorry aloud.
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A spokeswoman for Lidl said yesterday morning: "Customer service is our main objective and we are currently reviewing our policy with Olympia. There will now be attendants in the car park who will warn people about the policy ahead of possible clamping."
Translation from persuasive sophistry to real purpose.Spokeswoman = woman with prickly spikes like a hedgehog.
main objective = BUT
not ONLY objectivecurrently reviewing =
present continuous, with built in
future potential to take a year, so give as many clamps as you can
WHILE.........we talk in the office and count the money.
will now be attendants =
will is future tense, and
now is present so when is it
really going to be, future but
don't know when? since they need 6 committee meetings, 5 referalls, and double checking by solicitors.
will warn people = that's all in the future, and the people that get warned are their OWN staff only (
who break the rules)... All the rest; YOU, are
persistent offenders who break the LAW of contract you didn't enter into.
possible clamping = from the past description so far the hit rate of 100% MIGHT fall to a possible 99%.
will warn people.
Promises promises! The air is promise crammed, you cannot feed capons so! Only foolish humans can be fed on promises, watch them get weaker by the day.
This art of
prepared soundbites that is the common effluent from authorities - so called - is a tort of deceit and misrepresentaton. There are laws against that, but the RTA 1999 et al is the one
with teeth, the rest hang like flags at half mast, half dead.