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Broadsword
post Sat, 31 Dec 2005 - 15:07
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Four of my favourite quotes that had me in stitches!!!

It's reading prose and banter of this quality that has kept me glued to this website instead of getting on and fixing things about the house........

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1. CJM99

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Despite our jaundiced view of Magistrates, compassion is not uncommon.

Now to be 'jaundiced again'. The compassion is simply another way they feed their egos.
2. Chadders (My overall winner laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif )

mars wrote: (In response to a member who had returned a fully signed NIP/172 form before finding Pepipoo)
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done well so far


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really? which forums have you been reading then?

edit: or more likely, how many of your "Book of Completely Useless Advice to 'Getting Off Speeding Tickets'" have you sold on ebay
 

3. Andy_Foster

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There is a cunningly hidden post entitled "READ THIS FIRST". See if you can find it


4. Shelby

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Thamesvalley has trouble working me out, he should read Ol paul's posts............
Like watching a monkey trying to kick a football.


Anyone else got their personal favouites

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thamesvalley
post Tue, 3 Jan 2006 - 10:02
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"... and if I may put it to you, sometimes weasel words are used so that unless you ask the right question, you don't get the answer. Do you follow what I am saying here? Do you follow that?"
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TINBASHER
post Wed, 4 Jan 2006 - 01:03
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Chadders referring to Jossydee:-

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Marvin says:
"JoshyDee, I could calculate your chances of success ... but you won't like it"

note: completely against character, but for my sake and others I can see other posts ending up here!
Advice from mars to Andy Foster:-


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You have a pm from you know who
treat with utmost caution


Andy Replied :-

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Mars,

Thankyou.
Being somewhat new to the site, and having no experience dealing with the prosecuting authorities, I am grateful for your much needed counsel.
Followed by Rallymans observation :-

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Mars - do you see the number under posts? - Well that is the number of posts Andy has made - do you see his joining date? Do you see the star and word member - he has paid to join up in the members forum.

Well just compare them with your own and try and draw a conclusion......

Grandmother, eggs, teaching, suck, to ........


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When Stephen Hawking guest starred on the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Descent", he was taken on a guided tour of the set. Pausing in front of the warp core set piece, he remarked, "I'm working on that".

MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL
ANY DAMN DECENT CAR TODAY = 80MPH NSL
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Blackbird
post Wed, 4 Jan 2006 - 07:23
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Not a quote from the boads, but the head of the bench at my 'Trial'.

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Is there anything further you wish to say

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Mika
post Wed, 4 Jan 2006 - 09:52
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It’s not on the public forum but His Honour Judge Morton at Swansea Crown Court
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    1) Phone a friend
    2) Ask the audience
    3) Fifty-fifty


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TINBASHER
post Wed, 4 Jan 2006 - 16:07
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Not exactly a quote, more of an Obituary.

In memory of Wayneo:-

(spoken in a Jonathan Ross manner) ....... "Ill cwy and cwy and cwy until I make myself sick....and I will you know...... "

and I will take my ball home and rescind my membership

Regards Ducks for cover


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MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL
ANY DAMN DECENT CAR TODAY = 80MPH NSL
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chadders
post Mon, 9 Jan 2006 - 14:23
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The Moderators: "One case, one thread."

When I'm 90 and a gibbering wreck in an old peoples home, that'll be me sat in the corner repeating that over and over again!!

However, my overall favourite was andy_foster's rather dry posting...

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Hi all,

Rather than reply individually to members on here who'd PM'd me, I thought I'd write in to apologise for not getting back to you all. I have unfortunately been in hospital for the last 2-weeks after being involved in a motorbike incident (not my fault) in which my right foot sustained a serious injury (could have been a lot worse). I've undergone a reconstructive operation and skin graft and hope to be back up and running in the not too distant future.

I'll be online periodically to try and answer your PMs but you'll have to bear with me as it ain't easy! Cheers for now.


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How's the bike?


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post Mon, 9 Jan 2006 - 20:54
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QUOTE (chadders @ Mon, 9 Jan 2006 - 14:23) *
The Moderators: "One case, one thread."

When I'm 90 and a gibbering wreck in an old peoples home, that'll be me sat in the corner repeating that over and over again!!


My god, you mean somebody actually understands it blink.gif


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thamesvalley
post Mon, 24 Apr 2006 - 15:30
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I'm nominating Fredd ...

http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?s=&sho...ndpost&p=104501

"Looking forward to seeing the connection with motoring soon, or this one's off to the Flame Pit!"

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Blackbird
post Wed, 17 May 2006 - 06:53
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From Quattro talking about Magistrates and ACPO guidelines

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However they are NOT adhered to and trying to convince a Magistrates court that they should be, is like trying to shovel fog into a tidy heap.


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post Tue, 23 May 2006 - 15:39
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Quatro has got to be one of the dryest guys on here.
A post from today cracked me up

"Do you like porridge and showering with other men?."

This came after a statement of " should i just ignore it? "


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post Thu, 25 May 2006 - 14:34
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1) Clear Skies

Not renowned for brevity, Bill came up with this classic one liner after I exultantly posted a press report about a scamera operator who had been found guilty of downloading child porn:
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Be fair, how many normal people would want to be a speed camera operator ?
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2) Andy Foster

Vintage AF response to punter seeking instant advice on imminent court hearing:
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craig144
ok, offence was in may 2005 in northants, recieved nip, replied with pace, recieved COFP, ignored it, recived summons in november for s172 and speeding for hearing december, pleaded NG by post, adjourned to 22nd of feb.
I have requested full video and calibration cert from Northants CPS, as yet they have not even replied to my request..
What route should i be taking on wednesday.


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Sorry mate, the crystal ball's on the blink again...


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thamesvalley
post Thu, 15 Jun 2006 - 12:43
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Nominee : Insider
Topic : Digit being a sound BiB
Quote : And whilst you might get a Gatso to stand still whilst you fit it with the latest in Pirelli Style, you may have difficulty getting one round a traffic bobby
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firefly to newbie

However, if you click on point 5 of my signature then we can start the music.

Can you dance?


Heh I liked it
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Broadsword
post Fri, 4 Aug 2006 - 13:28
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Andy_Foster explaining a 'Newton Hearing'

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AIUI, it's broadly similar to an ordinary trial, except that the verdict has been decided (sorry, it's broadly similar to an ordinary trial).
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Blackbird
post Thu, 10 Aug 2006 - 10:42
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This thread always needs to at the top of the pile, so how about Rallyman72 and his pointy stick icon_butt.gif


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MrsMiggins
post Fri, 18 Aug 2006 - 19:45
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Someone, sorry I don't know who icon_redface.gif , responded to a newbie asking "how can I plead not guilty in court when I did it?"

Answer:
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It's not a court of justice, it's a court of law

That has stayed with me to this day! Whoever you are, I salute you!


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Pheasant Plucker
post Mon, 11 Sep 2006 - 14:39
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Anton's contribution through his tales of olde Hampshire smile.gif


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thamesvalley
post Thu, 14 Sep 2006 - 13:01
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Nominee : Teufel
Topic : What will thay attack next ...
Quote : "tough on doormats and tough on the causes of doormats "
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History :

Finally, the Daily Mail reports on a danger lurking in a block of apartments in Bristol. But never fear, says the paper, a vigilant council is about to wipe it out. The danger in question is the doormat. And council officials have ruled that they are "a tripping hazard". So from next Monday, they're banned. A council spokesman says, apparently with a straight face: "This is not a new policy. But on a recent inspection we discovered that some mats had crept back."

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