Humour thread. |
Humour thread. |
Thu, 9 Sep 2004 - 10:56
Post
#1
|
|
Member Group: Life Member Posts: 2,872 Joined: 17 May 2004 Member No.: 1,213 |
After reading so many court cases and judgements, I feel there is a need for a humour thread, Strictly family safe ! And if we stick to this thread , it won't clog up the more important stuff !
rgds bill Subject: How to get out of a speeding ticket!!!! A speeding driver is pulled over by the police ... PC : "May I see your driver's license, Sir ?" Driver : "I haven't got one. I've been banned for drink driving." PC : "Do you have the vehicle registration documents on you ?" Driver : "It's not my car. I stole it." PC : "You've stolen the car ?" Driver : "Yes. But I think the documents are in the glove box. I think I saw them there when I was putting my gun away." PC : "There's a gun in the glove box ?" Driver : "Yes. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns the car." Cop : "You shot the owner ?" Driver : "Yes. I've got her body stuffed in the boot." PC : "You've got a body in the boot ?" Driver : "Yes. Sorry." The PC is a bit worried about the situation, calls his station, and an Armed Response Unit along with a Sergeant is immediately dispatched. Surrounded by armed police, the Sergeant nervously approaches the car and talks to the driver ... Sergeant : "Can I see your license, Sir ?" Driver : "Sure. Here it is." The driver hands over his licence which is clean of points. Sergeant : "Who does this car belong to Sir ?" Driver : "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document." The driver hands over his registration documents which show he is the owner of the car. Sergeant : "Could you slowly open your glove box. I believe you have a gun in there ?" Driver : "A gun ? No, there's no gun in there." The driver opens the glove box, which is completely empty. Sergeant : "Would you mind getting out of the car, and opening the boot please ?" Driver : "No problem." The driver gets out, opens the boot which, like the glove box is completely empty. Sergeant : "I'm sorry Sir; I don't understand. The officer who stopped you said you didn't have a licence, had stolen the car, were carrying a gun, and had shot a woman, whose body you'd dumped in the boot ?" Driver : "I suppose the lying bar steward told you I was speeding as well ?" |
|
|
Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: Thursday, 28th March 2024 - 11:45 |