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Sister-in-law probably wants to sleep with me
notmeatloaf
post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:35
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Well I was going to write in to an agony aunt but I thought Pepipoo gives such gentle advice I'd try here first.

This is actually a true situation.

My sister in law (eight years younger) has always said she wish she could find someone just like me (and who can blame her, someone prepared to work enough overtime to cover Mrs NML's clothes buying habit).

I sort of contributed to the situation by taking her long term boyfriend out to the pub and after a few pints giving him my advice as an occasionally happily married man that he was young and shouldn't get tied down so early when he suggested making things more serious.

Turns out he's stupid enough to listen to pub advice and broke up with her a couple of weeks afterwards citing my advice.

Ever since them she has started wearing very low cut tops when I am around (swiftly changed when family arrive). Plus she has started cuddling up on the sofa with feet accidentally drifting into well filled areas.

I'm thinking I should really say something along the lines of "I'm flattered but I don't think you're the right person to have an affair with." But I wonder whether making the first move here might end up not working out if it turns out she just has a brain tumour or something and I'm misinterpreting the situation.

I've googled it and watched some movies that suggest I should sleep with her, get caught by Mrs NML but she'll be super turned on by it and join in. But this seems like a high risk strategy.

This is actually a serious request because she is an absolute basketcase and has to be rescued from her own stupidity every few weeks so not being alone with her isn't really an option without letting her die of neglect, which would solve the problem but seem to be slight overkill too.
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- notmeatloaf   Sister-in-law probably wants to sleep with me   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:35
- - peterguk   WTF?   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:43
- - Ocelot   Try calling Jeremy Kyle?   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:49
|- - notmeatloaf   QUOTE (Ocelot @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:52
- - Ocelot   Probably wise, although I wasn't being serious...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:55
- - DancingDad   Pros and cons as with any decision. Fill your boot...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:56
- - notmeatloaf   She is attractive in a basketcase sort of way. The...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:57
- - mickR   I would suggest asking for a BJ and if it's no...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:00
|- - notmeatloaf   QUOTE (mickR @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:07
|- - vinba   QUOTE (Ocelot @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 13:36
- - baggins1234   Can you post a picture of her? Personal detail...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:08
|- - spanner345   QUOTE (baggins1234 @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 1...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 09:55
- - mickR   QUOTE (baggins1234 @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 1...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:09
- - thisisntme   Sounds rather like this situation... keep well out...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:43
- - notmeatloaf   I have a feeling that a few of the posters on here...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:46
|- - DancingDad   QUOTE (notmeatloaf @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 1...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:48
- - mickR   Somehow I'm sure the ones not suffering cardia...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:49
- - Danny884400   You could always 'have a go' so to speak, ...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:06
- - oldstoat   Just do it. FFS if you are here on a motoring for...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:12
- - mickR   QUOTE (oldstoat @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:18
- - southpaw82   I do divorce too (I’m reassuringly expensive).   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:53
|- - DancingDad   QUOTE (southpaw82 @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 22:02
|- - southpaw82   QUOTE (DancingDad @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 22...   Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 22:35
- - Redivi   You're sharper at spotting come-on signals tha...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 09:36
- - DancingDad   It does remind me of a joke.... Basically the sam...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 09:56
- - notmeatloaf   Well I had a look through Facebook because obvious...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 13:07
- - Jlc   'One hand surfing' does have drawbacks.   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 16:43
- - Ocelot   I'd sleep with her if I were you. That's w...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 22:32
- - Redivi   If they're both asleep, what's the problem...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 22:59
|- - notmeatloaf   QUOTE (Redivi @ Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 22...   Mon, 5 Feb 2018 - 23:15
- - Lodesman   Many, many years ago, when such things were likely...   Tue, 6 Feb 2018 - 11:50
|- - Redivi   QUOTE (Lodesman @ Tue, 6 Feb 2018 - 11...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 11:03
|- - Lodesman   QUOTE (Redivi @ Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 11...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 14:02
- - Neil B   I can't help thinking of your other thread ...   Tue, 6 Feb 2018 - 14:37
- - mickR   Notmeatloaf...... have you had a go on the mother ...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 10:32
- - facade   Just tell Mrs NML, then she can sort it for you. ...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 11:05
- - Trampilot   Can't believe no-one has mentioned "three...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 12:01
|- - albert2008   QUOTE (Trampilot @ Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 12...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 13:11
|- - andy_foster   QUOTE (Trampilot @ Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 12...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 22:49
|- - Pastit   QUOTE (Trampilot @ Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 12...   Fri, 16 Feb 2018 - 11:17
- - notmeatloaf   No go with the in laws, they have to stay together...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 18:48
- - mickR   I wasn't suggesting involving the FiL but if i...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 18:53
- - glasgow_bhoy   Does she stay anywhere near Glasgow, in the 22-32 ...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 21:34
- - notmeatloaf   24 but nowhere near Glasgow. Would probably be goo...   Wed, 7 Feb 2018 - 22:35
- - cp8759   QUOTE (notmeatloaf @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 1...   Thu, 8 Feb 2018 - 00:05
- - spanner345   As is often the case in this forum, we have lack o...   Thu, 8 Feb 2018 - 09:46
- - Dwain   Tell you wife what's happening. Stand back W...   Fri, 16 Feb 2018 - 16:14
- - ManxRed   Better still, play wife rodeo. Next time you...   Fri, 16 Feb 2018 - 17:13
|- - notmeatloaf   QUOTE (ManxRed @ Fri, 16 Feb 2018 - 17...   Sat, 24 Feb 2018 - 13:46
|- - Ocelot   QUOTE (notmeatloaf @ Sat, 24 Feb 2018 - ...   Sun, 25 Feb 2018 - 17:39
|- - DastardlyDick   QUOTE (notmeatloaf @ Sat, 24 Feb 2018 - ...   Wed, 14 Mar 2018 - 20:38
- - Broadsman   My mates wife kicked him out for measuring his dic...   Sat, 17 Feb 2018 - 18:02
- - mickR   QUOTE (DastardlyDick @ Wed, 14 Mar 2018 ...   Wed, 14 Mar 2018 - 22:40
- - bobthesod   If i have read this correctly The item in questio...   Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 10:16
|- - andy_foster   QUOTE (bobthesod @ Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 10...   Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 19:18
- - notmeatloaf   I try and have as many conversations as possible a...   Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 11:07
- - spanner345   Amongst other things I think about https://www.you...   Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 11:35
- - bobthesod   Andy How charming Typical Reading resident   Fri, 16 Mar 2018 - 22:53


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