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Broadsword
post Sat, 31 Dec 2005 - 15:07
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Four of my favourite quotes that had me in stitches!!!

It's reading prose and banter of this quality that has kept me glued to this website instead of getting on and fixing things about the house........

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1. CJM99

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Despite our jaundiced view of Magistrates, compassion is not uncommon.

Now to be 'jaundiced again'. The compassion is simply another way they feed their egos.
2. Chadders (My overall winner laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif )

mars wrote: (In response to a member who had returned a fully signed NIP/172 form before finding Pepipoo)
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done well so far


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really? which forums have you been reading then?

edit: or more likely, how many of your "Book of Completely Useless Advice to 'Getting Off Speeding Tickets'" have you sold on ebay
 

3. Andy_Foster

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There is a cunningly hidden post entitled "READ THIS FIRST". See if you can find it


4. Shelby

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Thamesvalley has trouble working me out, he should read Ol paul's posts............
Like watching a monkey trying to kick a football.


Anyone else got their personal favouites

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post Tue, 26 Sep 2006 - 19:54
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Bailey:
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Just had my mom on the phone telling me I've been nipped; she wasted no time in filling in the form naming me as the driver, returning it the same day it arrived, so I can expect my own personalised version sometime soon no doubt.
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Well, that's her crossed of your Christmas card list then.


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thamesvalley
post Wed, 18 Oct 2006 - 13:22
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Nominee : MartinHP71
Topic : Police car crashes into bungalow ... Bungalow crashes into police car

Quote : "The police are clearly experts in high speed driving and therefore it can be safely assumed that the Bungalow was at fault. It clearly moved from its normal position in the garden and placed itself in the path of the police vehicle which was be driven in a professional and progressive manner"

URL : http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=140990
Rating : 5 stars
Source :http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/6061338.stm

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post Thu, 19 Oct 2006 - 03:23
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"White Appliances" laugh.gif ... The guilty party knows who he is...


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thamesvalley
post Thu, 26 Oct 2006 - 10:30
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Nominee : John Hope (Devises Magistrates Court Clerk)
Topic : The answering of Mika's Civvy questions
Quote : "So we are happy with the answer to question 3 then, Can we just scribble out the first sentence so it reads ..."
Date : 15:03 - Tue 24th Oct 2006
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Comment : Yes we are happy with the answer so lets just change the question ??

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post Wed, 27 Dec 2006 - 16:23
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Late entry for the year from Andy Foster
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BTW, I only use "Parent & Child" spaces when I take my mum shopping.
........since these parking spaces usually have a pushchair painted in them I just hope he doesn't go the full hog........take pity on Mrs Foster wacko.gif

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thamesvalley
post Tue, 20 Feb 2007 - 15:26
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The first one thats actually made me chuckle in 2007

Nominee : Quattro
Topic : Being a law abiding citizen...
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DanielButcher1 : "I am a law abiding citizen"
Quattro : "No, you are a motorist, you can no longer be both cool.gif "

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History : I am a law abiding citizen, but don't want to be caught to ransom by this camera partnerships and blemish my perfect standing in the society. Please advice.


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post Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 14:36
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(Muffasah @ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 08:50) hi im soon going to be 18 and am looking to apply to the police force, but about 6 months ago i done a very foolish thing and shot someone with a BB gun whilst driving by in a car,. Iv regretted it ever since. I was given a police caution, but will this mean that the police wont take me on as a recruit because of what i done?



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The current Police Service will probably hire you and put you into a Firearms Section where you can do some real damage - NOT!!

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(Muffasah @ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 08:50) hi im soon going to be 18 and am looking to apply to the police force, but about 6 months ago i done a very foolish thing and shot someone with a BB gun whilst driving by in a car,. Iv regretted it ever since. I was given a police caution, but will this mean that the police wont take me on as a recruit because of what i done?



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if your from a minority group you should be ok,and be ranked chief inspector in aprox 3 months....


These shot me to pieces...never a truer word and all that

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MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL
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post Wed, 9 May 2007 - 07:23
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A moment of culture from "tinbasher"


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post Sun, 9 Dec 2007 - 17:38
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"I'm disgusted. These people are civil servants. I'm a taxpayer. I'm paying these people to prosecute me, and frankly I'm not getting value for money."

By Dr Science

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TINBASHER
post Wed, 2 Jan 2008 - 14:15
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Although Quattro appears to agree with Tinbasher on the matter of personal details perhaps shooting ones self in the foot is not advisable... laugh.gif

http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?showtopic=26053

Quote Quattro

"I did the same today in Currys.

I bought a new cooker and refused to give them my address and post code cool.gif

Felt fairly good about it until he asked where I wanted it delivered."


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When Stephen Hawking guest starred on the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Descent", he was taken on a guided tour of the set. Pausing in front of the warp core set piece, he remarked, "I'm working on that".

MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL
ANY DAMN DECENT CAR TODAY = 80MPH NSL
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