Favourite quotes of the year! |
Favourite quotes of the year! |
Sat, 31 Dec 2005 - 15:07
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Member Group: Members Posts: 2,553 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 From: London Member No.: 3,246 |
Four of my favourite quotes that had me in stitches!!!
It's reading prose and banter of this quality that has kept me glued to this website instead of getting on and fixing things about the house........ priceless 1. CJM99 QUOTE Despite our jaundiced view of Magistrates, compassion is not uncommon. 2. Chadders (My overall winner )Now to be 'jaundiced again'. The compassion is simply another way they feed their egos. mars wrote: (In response to a member who had returned a fully signed NIP/172 form before finding Pepipoo) QUOTE done well so far Chadders wrote: QUOTE really? which forums have you been reading then? edit: or more likely, how many of your "Book of Completely Useless Advice to 'Getting Off Speeding Tickets'" have you sold on ebay 3. Andy_Foster QUOTE There is a cunningly hidden post entitled "READ THIS FIRST". See if you can find it 4. Shelby QUOTE Thamesvalley has trouble working me out, he should read Ol paul's posts............ Like watching a monkey trying to kick a football. Anyone else got their personal favouites This post has been edited by broadsword: Mon, 9 Jan 2006 - 17:35 |
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Tue, 26 Sep 2006 - 19:54
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Member Group: Members Posts: 218 Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Member No.: 2,580 |
Bailey:
QUOTE Just had my mom on the phone telling me I've been nipped; she wasted no time in filling in the form naming me as the driver, returning it the same day it arrived, so I can expect my own personalised version sometime soon no doubt. Jeffreyarcher:QUOTE Well, that's her crossed of your Christmas card list then.
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Wed, 18 Oct 2006 - 13:22
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Member Group: Bad Boyz & Girlz Posts: 794 Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Member No.: 995 |
Nominee : MartinHP71
Topic : Quote : "The police are clearly experts in high speed driving and therefore it can be safely assumed that the Bungalow was at fault. It clearly moved from its normal position in the garden and placed itself in the path of the police vehicle which was be driven in a professional and progressive manner" URL : http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=140990 Rating : 5 stars Source :http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/6061338.stm This post has been edited by thamesvalley: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 - 13:23 -------------------- "... and if I may put it to you, sometimes weasel words are used so that unless you ask the right question, you don't get the answer. Do you follow what I am saying here? Do you follow that?"
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Thu, 19 Oct 2006 - 03:23
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Member Group: Members Posts: 258 Joined: 27 Aug 2005 From: London Member No.: 3,666 |
"White Appliances" ... The guilty party knows who he is...
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Thu, 26 Oct 2006 - 10:30
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Member Group: Bad Boyz & Girlz Posts: 794 Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Member No.: 995 |
Nominee : John Hope (Devises Magistrates Court Clerk)
Topic : The answering of Mika's Civvy questions Quote : "So we are happy with the answer to question 3 then, Can we just scribble out the first sentence so it reads ..." Date : 15:03 - Tue 24th Oct 2006 URL : (none) Rating : 4 stars Comment : Yes we are happy with the answer so lets just change the question ?? This post has been edited by thamesvalley: Thu, 26 Oct 2006 - 10:31 -------------------- "... and if I may put it to you, sometimes weasel words are used so that unless you ask the right question, you don't get the answer. Do you follow what I am saying here? Do you follow that?"
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Wed, 27 Dec 2006 - 16:23
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,181 Joined: 10 Aug 2003 Member No.: 200 |
Late entry for the year from Andy Foster
QUOTE BTW, I only use "Parent & Child" spaces when I take my mum shopping. ........since these parking spaces usually have a pushchair painted in them I just hope he doesn't go the full hog........take pity on Mrs Foster
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Help Ruffle some Feathers |
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Tue, 20 Feb 2007 - 15:26
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Member Group: Bad Boyz & Girlz Posts: 794 Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Member No.: 995 |
The first one thats actually made me chuckle in 2007
Nominee : Quattro Topic : Being a law abiding citizen... Quote : DanielButcher1 : "I am a law abiding citizen" Quattro : "No, you are a motorist, you can no longer be both " URL : http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?s=&...st&p=169525 History : I am a law abiding citizen, but don't want to be caught to ransom by this camera partnerships and blemish my perfect standing in the society. Please advice. -------------------- "... and if I may put it to you, sometimes weasel words are used so that unless you ask the right question, you don't get the answer. Do you follow what I am saying here? Do you follow that?"
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Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 14:36
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Member Group: Members Posts: 1,114 Joined: 4 May 2005 From: South Member No.: 2,871 |
QUOTE (Muffasah @ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 08:50) hi im soon going to be 18 and am looking to apply to the police force, but about 6 months ago i done a very foolish thing and shot someone with a BB gun whilst driving by in a car,. Iv regretted it ever since. I was given a police caution, but will this mean that the police wont take me on as a recruit because of what i done? QUOTE The current Police Service will probably hire you and put you into a Firearms Section where you can do some real damage - NOT!! Rgds Zapata Followed by....... QUOTE (Muffasah @ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 - 08:50) hi im soon going to be 18 and am looking to apply to the police force, but about 6 months ago i done a very foolish thing and shot someone with a BB gun whilst driving by in a car,. Iv regretted it ever since. I was given a police caution, but will this mean that the police wont take me on as a recruit because of what i done? QUOTE if your from a minority group you should be ok,and be ranked chief inspector in aprox 3 months.... These shot me to pieces...never a truer word and all that Tb -------------------- When Stephen Hawking guest starred on the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Descent", he was taken on a guided tour of the set. Pausing in front of the warp core set piece, he remarked, "I'm working on that".
MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL ANY DAMN DECENT CAR TODAY = 80MPH NSL |
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Wed, 9 May 2007 - 07:23
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,181 Joined: 10 Aug 2003 Member No.: 200 |
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Sun, 9 Dec 2007 - 17:38
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Member Group: Members Posts: 382 Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Member No.: 359 |
"I'm disgusted. These people are civil servants. I'm a taxpayer. I'm paying these people to prosecute me, and frankly I'm not getting value for money."
By Dr Science Classic WTF -------------------- Points on License: 0
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Wed, 2 Jan 2008 - 14:15
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Member Group: Members Posts: 1,114 Joined: 4 May 2005 From: South Member No.: 2,871 |
Although Quattro appears to agree with Tinbasher on the matter of personal details perhaps shooting ones self in the foot is not advisable...
http://forums.pepipoo.com/index.php?showtopic=26053 Quote Quattro "I did the same today in Currys. I bought a new cooker and refused to give them my address and post code Felt fairly good about it until he asked where I wanted it delivered." -------------------- When Stephen Hawking guest starred on the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Descent", he was taken on a guided tour of the set. Pausing in front of the warp core set piece, he remarked, "I'm working on that".
MORRIS MINOR 1960s = 70MPH NSL ANY DAMN DECENT CAR TODAY = 80MPH NSL |
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