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notmeatloaf
post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:35
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Well I was going to write in to an agony aunt but I thought Pepipoo gives such gentle advice I'd try here first.

This is actually a true situation.

My sister in law (eight years younger) has always said she wish she could find someone just like me (and who can blame her, someone prepared to work enough overtime to cover Mrs NML's clothes buying habit).

I sort of contributed to the situation by taking her long term boyfriend out to the pub and after a few pints giving him my advice as an occasionally happily married man that he was young and shouldn't get tied down so early when he suggested making things more serious.

Turns out he's stupid enough to listen to pub advice and broke up with her a couple of weeks afterwards citing my advice.

Ever since them she has started wearing very low cut tops when I am around (swiftly changed when family arrive). Plus she has started cuddling up on the sofa with feet accidentally drifting into well filled areas.

I'm thinking I should really say something along the lines of "I'm flattered but I don't think you're the right person to have an affair with." But I wonder whether making the first move here might end up not working out if it turns out she just has a brain tumour or something and I'm misinterpreting the situation.

I've googled it and watched some movies that suggest I should sleep with her, get caught by Mrs NML but she'll be super turned on by it and join in. But this seems like a high risk strategy.

This is actually a serious request because she is an absolute basketcase and has to be rescued from her own stupidity every few weeks so not being alone with her isn't really an option without letting her die of neglect, which would solve the problem but seem to be slight overkill too.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:43
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WTF?


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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:49
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Try calling Jeremy Kyle? biggrin.gif
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notmeatloaf
post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:52
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QUOTE (Ocelot @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:49) *
Try calling Jeremy Kyle? biggrin.gif

I'm thinking this is a situation best not sorted out on national TV. Plus my in-laws are very argumentative and would probably both milk it and try to make out I am somehow to blame for this situation.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:55
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Probably wise, although I wasn't being serious.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:56
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Pros and cons as with any decision.
Fill your boots (so to speak) and accept the consequences which could include JK.
Or politely but firmly point out that you are not comfortable with her proximity and to give you some space.
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notmeatloaf
post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:57
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She is attractive in a basketcase sort of way. The kind that you would, but wouldn't give her your real phone number.

QUOTE (Ocelot @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 16:55) *
Probably wise, although I wasn't being serious.

Neither was I without knowing how much you get paid for JK.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:00
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I would suggest asking for a BJ and if it's no good tell the Mrs her sister is losing her sanity. rolleyes.gif
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:07
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QUOTE (mickR @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:00) *
I would suggest asking for a BJ and if it's no good tell the Mrs her sister is losing her sanity. rolleyes.gif

That is a good idea, if it blows up in her face she might be more careful in future.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:08
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Can you post a picture of her? rolleyes.gif

Personal details redacted of course....
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:09
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QUOTE (baggins1234 @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:08) *
Can you post a picture of her? rolleyes.gif

Personal details redacted of course....


But leave in her address wink.gif
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:43
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Sounds rather like this situation... keep well out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWhXP2jM28

(Bunny boiling scene, Fatal Attraction)

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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:46
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I have a feeling that a few of the posters on here may suffer sudden cardiac arrest if I posted photos.

Both Mrs NML and wannabe bit of the side are top heavy. Costs me a fortune in Mrs NML chiropractor appointments.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:48
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QUOTE (notmeatloaf @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:46) *
I have a feeling that a few of the posters on here may suffer sudden cardiac arrest if I posted photos.......


Some may even have a stroke.
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 17:49
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Somehow I'm sure the ones not suffering cardiac arrest will be more than happy to view the evidence and whey- hey weigh up the content for you.

Another board I subscribe to has a "readers wives" thread.... it's an enlightening read rolleyes.gif Fredd.. ?

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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:06
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You could always 'have a go' so to speak, and if your Mrs finds out, explain you were only test driving a different model? Explain that she doesn't need to worry, you've decided to stick with your current ride!
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:12
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Just do it. FFS if you are here on a motoring forum, why expect anything other than, F**k her stupid


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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:18
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QUOTE (oldstoat @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:12) *
Just do it. FFS if you are here on a motoring forum, why expect anything other than, F**k her stupid


There's no need to call him stupid rolleyes.gif
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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:53
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I do divorce too (I’m reassuringly expensive).


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post Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 22:02
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QUOTE (southpaw82 @ Sun, 4 Feb 2018 - 20:53) *
I do divorce too (I’m reassuringly expensive).


Any good on defending grievous bodily harm after Mrs NML does a John Wayne Bobbit on him ?
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